So I read US Magazine every once in a while (hush, I know it rots my brain). In between the divorce, hookups, and ball gowns, a headline caught my eye.
We Found Equestrian Boots Like Mary-Kate Olsen’s That Have Over 3,000 Reviews
It has this accompanying photo –
This article is hilarious for a number of reasons.
- Even if you aren’t a horse person, the photo of Mary Kate is not exactly the best shot of her tall boots. Like, head on? This will become important later.
- “Equestrian boots”. I get it, because you think tennis shoes or hiking boots is a normal phrase. But Equestrian boots feels like how my boss might try to describe “that weird sport I do” while introducing me to a new employee.
- The article quotes, “With A-listers like Mary-Kate Olsen flaunting the look, it’s only right we follow suit.” When did Mary-Kate Olsen become the embodiment for all behavior? I love Full House as much as the next person, but I don’t know about this new world order here.
- The actual boots that they suggest you buy in this article look nothing like her tall boots.
Okay, fine, to the untrained eye (and with reference to the top photo’s non-ideal framing) they are similar shape.
But this is clearly not the same fit.
I know, this is nit-picking, and I have certainly witnessed more egregious cases of “equestrian-inspired” fashion.
But I had to share. In case you want to read the article yourself…